February 03, 2004

Janet Jackson's Superbowl Boobie

So, all the americans are making a big deal over a boob on TV. It just happens to be janet jackson's boob. (Wish it was an ass instead, but you run with the ball that's thrown to you). Anyways, if you want to see the boob itself, check it out Janet's Superbowl Boobie.

I received an interesting ass story the other day from a guy introducing himself as "Mike W". I'll spare him the pain of having his email address posted to a bunch of ass-fiends, as we no doubt have some male-ass lovers in the audience.

Anyways, his story goes like this.

TDJ,

One day I was having sex with my girlfriend, when all of the sudden it felt as if my dick were on fire. I guess i didnt put enuf lube in, so it got sort of stuck when it was pretty deep. She really didnt like it anymore so i pulled it out a bit and it hurt (she screamed). When we stopped moving for a bit my dick went soft and it sort of fell out, but please tell your anal-readers to keep it over-lubed. Learn my lesson, i wont get anal ever again.

Hows that for fucked up? Always remember to lubricate your hot dog before squeezing it between the buns (whether those buns are male or female). Dont be a fucking idiot like Mike W with no hope of anal ever again.

Peace.

Posted by TDJ at 06:45 PM