Long ago, in a galazy far far away, a huge pervert named TDJ convinced a fine young lady that she might like to try it in the ass.
Do you remember your first time you poked a slut in the fanny? I certainly do... I was 21 at the time.. she was 19. She was a young blonde with a decent set of tits, a nice bubble butt that curved beautifully out at the tailbone, and low self esteem, as so many girls ate at that age. Weighing in around 115 and 5'6" she was a beauty, at least, when i was staring at her puckered little asshole.
As many times as I had tried to convince my girlfriends to let me explore their ass, none took the bait until this one. Her plump little butt was a stark contrast to her athletic frame, but that was the major attraction. I had read up on anal before, knowing the rules of lubrication, so i cracked open a big bottle of glide which i had purchased specifically incase one actually said yes (cant waste the opportunity).
With her smooth young rump in the air, i dripped cold lube onto her ass, it puckered in shock. I inserted my index finger oh so slowly and began to stretch the sphincter open, minutes later having two fingers inside. I was gentle, i was a gentleman, i was going to get to fuck some ASS so i wasnt going to scare her away.
When i got the cock lubed up, i tried to press it into the hole... no go... i told her to press back against me and i forced forward. Things stretched... it felt like my dick was buried in a tight hot vise. Ive read that term before too.. and trust me.. it felt like it. I've hit a few virgin rosebuds since, and that one was definately the tightest.. or at least I remember it that way.
I got the little fucker in 2 inches finally, then started to move back in forth in tiny fuck strokes... the asshole eased up considerably, though once in a while she would spasm and it would grip like that vise again.
I cant say i was a stallion my first time (or for that matter my last)... i might have spent 5 minutes in the saddle once shit got rocking, but once she got into it, i was slamming that fucker all the way in there, and she was at once clenching her fists in pain and pleasure... or at least thats what it looked like from behind! Hehe.
Anyways, when it came down to hammer-time, I slammed the cock all the way deep and let it rip. I let go a bucketful of jizz in her now deflowered asshole, and it dripped as I pulled out. It still makes me smile.
She didnt walk funny the next day, so I suppose i didnt break anything with my size, but I was fucking hooked. Hitting the ass is rediculously good in a very different way than the pussy or the mouth... its just awesome each and every time.
Email me, webmaster -A-T- assblog -D-O-T- com with your stories of getting ass. I'm sure some of you guys like it as much as I do...
Oh, and incase you care to know where i'm flogging the dolphin these days, being the ass-fanatic that I am... I joined tushy lickers a month or so back, and it's some of the hottest ass i've seen. Girls eating each others assholes makes TDJ a horny fucker. Hit it up if you want to drop a few loads.
Peace out, ass fanatics.
Answer: shemale probably :)
Anyways, i just wanted to point you guys at a great little boob-flash animation i founds in my perverted travels.
Comment on it mmkay?
And Here We Go!
Rate that Ass is back with a brand new hole^H^H^H^H girl.
This little piggy is a typical over-tanned blonde chick, no doubt from a place considerably warmer than where I'm at. What the hell is it about blonde girls wanting their skin to be brown? I mean... i think black people are beautiful too, but i dont try to burn myself in hopes of looking like them (Jacko had the wires crossed on that one i think)
Our little blonde has a bit more booty than previous contestants, showing good rounding at the bottom of the cheeks. She's really got her little rump in the air on this one too, quite a fuckable position. Her pussy lips are a little bit dark, with a smooth swatch of pink which looks uber yummy against the rest of her skin. Her back to ass arches a bit too much though.. .looks like her ass starts just below her tits in this picture. Perhaps its just the angle... perhaps not?
Anyways... little miss here gets a whopping 5/10... nothing special but definately boinkable. I wish she'd come visit uncle TDJ, i'd lick that tan right off her.
/me needs to go get some... Wheres my motherfucking hand cream?
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Hi ass fiends!
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We will be bringing a brand spanking (no pun intended) ass of the day in the next couple days. Gonzo will also have his 2c on this one, so that should make things interesting.
Hello, dear websurfer.
I have been thinking about what type of butts I want to see on this site... I like big'uns, little'uns, and in-between'uns. Even oddly shaped ones, though i'm typically not a fatty lover, a J-Lo ass is quite a thing to behold.
So, comment on this one, or send an email to webmaster @AT@ assblog DOT COM and i'll produce whatever you guys and gals want to see.
In the meantime, a naughty limerick:
There was a young man of Madras
Who was fucking a girl in the grass,
But the tropical sun
Spoiled half of his fun
By singeing the hair off his ass.