So, you all know me, i'm the ass fiend. Yes, that pretty much does indeed mean that i'm all about the ass. But when it comes down to actually putting the cock in the pooper (a female one for me of course -- i dont bat from that side of the plate personally) i recognize that getting the girl in the mood to let it happen is ALL about the music.
You see, throwing on a little Barry White might work for those old folks, but girls these days want to do the rump bump to something with a beat. I suggest some rap shit with Notorious B.I.G. pumping out rhymes, as for some reason it's been more successful for me than anything else, but in the end, do what works.
Fuck, even Neil Diamond can stroke the pussy if the mood is right. You've gotta test it out... and figure out what works best for you to get to pump the fudge factory full of goo.
Speaking of music, you might want to check out Free Ipods. They really do give the fuckers away for nothing if you sign up and do their stupid offers (you dont have to buy anything if you choose not to) and i give you my personal guarantee that your girlfriend will let you bang her in the ass if you give her an ipod for xmas.
Peace out, assheads.
Posted by TDJ at October 6, 2004 06:08 PM