Seeing as how today is December 23rd, I want to wish you all a happy festivus.
And now for the airing of the grievances.
1. I have not been laid in 2 weeks
2. I have not got anywhere near an ass in 4 months.
3. My "regular" girlfriend doesnt like anal.
4. You guys keep sending me emails requesting Gonzo to post, and the silly bastard hasnt taken the time away from stroking the meatpipe in order to give you guys all the ass-satisfaction you've been looking for.
Gather yonder round the festivus pole as we celebrate that which is ass.
Posted by TDJ at December 23, 2003 10:15 PM