What good would a fine ass be without your little swollen member inside of it once in a while? That is not to say that throwing a little cock in the ass is by any means easy to talk a 'real-life' girl into though.
I've accomplished this feat of 'smooth talkin' once or twice now... and trust me... its a lot of work. Here are some details of what I commonly use to talk a sweet girl into the nasty:
Line: Dont worry, i'll be gentle.
Reality: If i wasnt gentle, you'd experience the pain of a thousand daggers in your poop chute. I'm a nice guy tho... really... honestly.
Line: I'll never tell anyone about it.
Reality: I'm telling all you sicko perverts about my ass adventures... you dont think i'd tell my friends if i poked a 'real-live-girl' in the butt? Hehe. No names tho!
Line: Pain and pleasure go together well.
Reality: I guess this is true. One girl i poked in the butt actually really got off on it... the others just suffered the pounding until it was over... and never let me do it again. Oh well... 1 aint bad.
Line: I've never tried this before.
Reality: Lie. Fat fucking lie.
Line: Whem women have kids, they HAVE to let their husband pack their shit in, since their vagina is so loose.
Reality: From talking to the married dudes i know, once you get married, you dont even get blowjobs much less get to pack your wife's fudge.
Dont think i'm a jerk... it just happens that I believe that all girls should TRY anal... a lot wont... but some will... and i respect them for that. NEVER blow a load in the ass... thats not cool... do something tasteful like blow it on her cheeks then offer to wipe it up.
After all, we're gentlemen here right? :)
Posted by TDJ at December 11, 2003 08:42 PM