Worship Da Butt

Ass is great, there's no question. There's nothing like spreading the cheeks of some hot young chicky and knowing you get to ravage that ass.

I've been around the block, so to speak, when it comes to fucking ass. Ive seen the good, the bad and the ugly, and let me tell you... while its not always pretty, it always feels great.

So, we're back with the assblog. I'm going to update this little biatch a little more often. Please speak up to let me know what content you'd like to see, and i'll do my best to grab it for you.

For now, here's a way to get free anal content in your email inbox. And no, they dont sell your email or spam or any of that shit.

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Back With An Ass Attack

Thats right, little fuckers, i'm back. Harder and deeper than ever, i'm going to pimp two of my favorite spots to blow shots when the current girlfriend is pissed. Go there and view the trailers -- thats all i needed... if you... get my drift. I rarely buy memberships to porn sites, but i did in this case.... its just too good in dvd quality... I can see fucking bubbles in the jizz at it oozes out... thats fucking SICK!

You wont be sorry, pervert.

Been a Long Time Since We Rocked And Rolled...

Sorry ya'll, i've been busy over the past little while as my ass-adventures continued offline. We'll get this little blog back in biz shortly. Hang tight, and keep reaming that poop chute.

The Ass Study

Great ass cannot be described, but it must be sensed. They may come in all shapes and sizes, and still be great. Here it is, a study of ass.

The bubble-butt - THE BEST ASS if there is no cellulite in the picture, this is the grabbable ass that all men want their girl to have. Enough Ass to fill a pair of jeans, but ONLY acceptable on a girl who's in shape, otherwise it's clearly just a fat ass. It almost seems that a girl with the bubble's spine turns out more at the bottom and defines a clean line between lower back and butt. This is top notch shit here fellas... holy shit i think i'm drooling. Tawnee Stone is a quality example of the bubble butt.

The Black Booty - This is a a big benefit of going after the black chicks out there, forget the fact that black girls know how to do EVERYTHING better than white ones, they've got this huge caboose attached to their back. You've gotta love a big pair of black titties and a huge butt that looks like it's going to explode. If you're into the black booty (and not all black girls have THIS SORT OF BOOTY), i'm giving you the thumbs up.

The TIGHT ASS - No, we're not just talking about your uptight girlfriend here, fellas. These asses are refined, defined, sculpted of muscle and fat. As they say, you could bounce a quarter off one of these. Usually it's just the teen babes who carry the tight one, but hey, i've seen a few milfs who have pulled this one off.

More to come...

Getting Laid - Music Matters

So, you all know me, i'm the ass fiend. Yes, that pretty much does indeed mean that i'm all about the ass. But when it comes down to actually putting the cock in the pooper (a female one for me of course -- i dont bat from that side of the plate personally) i recognize that getting the girl in the mood to let it happen is ALL about the music.

You see, throwing on a little Barry White might work for those old folks, but girls these days want to do the rump bump to something with a beat. I suggest some rap shit with Notorious B.I.G. pumping out rhymes, as for some reason it's been more successful for me than anything else, but in the end, do what works.

Fuck, even Neil Diamond can stroke the pussy if the mood is right. You've gotta test it out... and figure out what works best for you to get to pump the fudge factory full of goo.

Speaking of music, you might want to check out Free Ipods. They really do give the fuckers away for nothing if you sign up and do their stupid offers (you dont have to buy anything if you choose not to) and i give you my personal guarantee that your girlfriend will let you bang her in the ass if you give her an ipod for xmas.

Peace out, assheads.

Teeny Boppers

Well, it's no secret i'm an assman. Check that, i'm an ass fiend.

Anyways, i've been browsing a certain site for a long time, and they just recently revamped it into a more graphical site. It's pretty much where i get all of my free jerk-off material so i figure you'll be into it.

Huge Perv's Porn Stash it's called. They have teens, camel toes, and most importantly, butts. God how i love butts.

Got a good ass story? Share it with us. webmaster at this domain dot com is the email.

Ass Gallery Randomizer

Well well, it's been a while hasnt it? My quest for the best ass pictures and movies has led me around this great Internet of ours, and I have found my treasures, picked the best ones, and brought them back to share.

See this big fucking red thing at the top of the main page? That's the ass gallery randomizer, a new invention i came up with so as to make finding ass and anal pics and videos easier (its hard to type URL's with one hand isnt it?). Basically, it goes through my entire collection and picks a gallery out, then delivers it straight to you.

No fuss, just ass. What else can you ask for? And for those who got here and dont see the red thing at the top for whatever reason, for your ass fucking pleasure, here's THE ASS GALLERY RANDOMIZER.

Oh, and before I forget... the very best thing about this... if you want more pics, just click it again and you'll get something totally different.

Peace out, fellow ass fiends.